If only Paris and the Harpies had gotten along. But Promiscuity had taken one look at the beautiful women and deemed them “too much effort.
We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.
A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now.
you don't know what you think unless you say it.
The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.
My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.
A concern with parenting. . . must direct attention beyond behavior. This is because parenting is not simply a set of behaviors, but participation in an interpersonal, diffuse, affective relationship. Parenting is an eminently psychological role in a way that many other roles and activities are not.
Religion is not so bad, unless you believe it.
All doctrines relating to the creation of the world, the government of man by superior beings, and his destiny after death, are conjectures which have been given out as facts, handed down with many adornments by tradition, and accepted by posterity as "revealed religion". They are theories more or less rational which uncivilised men have devised in order to explain the facts of life, and which civilised men believe that they believe.
He shifted his weight from foot to foot, but it was equally uncomfortable on each.