America already holds the record for freak movements. Now we have a new one. It's called "Restoring Confidence. " Rich men who never had a mission in life outside of watching a stock ticker are working day and night "restoring confidence. " Writers are working night shifts, speakers' tables are littered up, ministers are preaching statistics, all on "restoring confidence. "
I had a New Year's kiss once. But it was like, 'Let's start the year off together,' and then we wound up breaking up the night after!