I'm always happy," Sasha said. "Sometimes I just forget.
There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
When Steve Wise told me that he intended to argue in court before a judge that an animal could be a "legal person," it seemed like a novel, possibly far-fetched idea, but the more I thought about it, the more I became intrigued.
Everything is meant to be lost, that the soul may stand in unhampered nothingness
I saw pure love when my son looked at me, and I knew that I had to make a good life for the two of us.
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.