Shoot first and never miss.
If kids got raped at Denny's as often as they get raped at church it would be illegal to take your kids to Denny's.
We can learn to ignore the bullshit in the Bible about gay people. The same way we have learned to ignore the bullshit in the Bible about shellfish, about slavery, about dinner, about farming, about menstruation, about virginity, about masturbation.
Don't mistake being an asshole for being a man.
Ultimately life is disease, death and oblivion. It's still better than high school.
If sex isn't an important part of your marriage, you can't beef if your wife or husband does this unimportant thing with somebody else every once in a while, if you have no interest in it.
We all have our scars. That's what falling is love is all about: revealing your scars to somebody who then loves you anyway.
Women are angels, wooing: Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing: That she beloved knows naught, that knows not this-- Men prize the thing ungained more than it is.
The real distinction is between those who adapt their purposes to reality and those who seek to mold reality in the light of their purposes.
I would far rather over-estimate the threat [imposed by the Patriot Act] and be proven wrong than to underestimate the threat and wake up one morning in a world where the 21st century's J Edgar Hoover has the power to blackmail anyone in America.
None but the guilty know the withering pains of repentance.