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The five million people who watch cable news are the political nation, the people who really care.

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Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

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I don't hate my enemies. After all, I made 'em.

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I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

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A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months. ' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them. '

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I just want to be known as a clown, because to me that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything—sing, dance and above all, make people laugh.

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You know, last night it was so cold that my pillow and my sheets fought to see who got under the blankets first.

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