Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
The key to being a singer - try to do it audibly.
I came into the 'Comedy Bang! Bang!' TV show with a level of confidence that I don't think I would've had if I hadn't been doing the podcast for three years already. I certainly had to figure out in those three years the sense of humor I wanted to do and the way to talk to celebrities without being incredibly intimidated by them.
Intimacy is really good. But then again, the first disk on the record is not intimate in the least. It's a really good CD.
I probably could be a world-class screenwriter by now if I had spent the kind of work I devote on Comedy Death-Ray to that. But I do okay, in that regard. I mean, my stuff gets bought, so it's all right.
I think comedians should focus on what makes them happy, what art form fulfills them the most. Don't be calculated about it and say, 'Okay, I'm gonna tweet, and I'm gonna podcast, and I'm gonna do standup, and one of those things is going to lead me to my own TV show. ' I don't think that should be the goal.
Not everyone can be as successful a performer as myself, who gave 10 great performances the first time I ever did comedy, and then toiled in obscurity for years.
It was a brutal picture, a tug-of-war between two equal but opposing impulses. It had the ring of truth, however.
all right buddah gets a backstage pass but all his friends have to pay
So many things happen for every event, and if you try to manipulate it, it means you are struggling against the whole universe, and that's just silly.
Bernie Sanders has inspired millions of people in this country.