At university I had a big coloured scarf and people would often say, 'All right, Doctor Who?' And, I thought, I rather liked that notion.
Italians have a very closed life. Football is all their life is.
Do something. Anything. You're alive, and you'll only be for a few decades, and then it's done. You'll be in the ground, worm food. Make something and don't let fear consume you.
It's best that I hide my real personality. I cannot tell you what it is because I don't want to go to prison.
As a Chelsea fan I always want the team to be in the best possible hands, as they are right now with Roberto Di Matteo.
Ninety-five per cent of my language problems are the fault of that stupid little midget.
I'm going down the apples and pears, into the jam jar, down the frog and toad into the rub-da-dub-dub, and I'm going to have pig's ear.
If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow. '
As a rule we perceive what we expect to perceive. . . The unexpected is usually not received at all.
What does art do for us? It gives shape to our emotions.