We always do the best we can by the light we have to see by.
I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.
They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.
I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
For guys playing sports at a high level, for money, I can't put my finger on it, but in a man's world of sport, there is something visceral to beating another man.
I thought, "Wow, English is like magic. " It not only shattered my voice, it changed me physiologically. I believed this for months. . . There's magic in the language. I never fell out of the enchantment.
At a time when the American family is threatened as never before, redefining it away from the union of one man and one woman only promises to weaken it as a child-rearing, values-conveying institution.
Imagination is an abuse of power.