I don’t like animals. It’s a strange thing, I don’t like men and I don’t like animals. As for God, he is beginning to disgust me.
If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
If fifty men did all the work, And gave the price to five, And let those five make all the rules - You'd say the fifty men were fools, Unfit to be alive.
It's all about makeup.
You are about as happy as you make up your mind to be.
Physical attraction was about aesthetics, not sexual performance, not mental stimulation. Without a mental connection, a remarkable sexual performance yielded no lifelong guarantees. It was only lust. And lust was not love.