If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough. - Phyllis Diller

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Never allow a child to spend all of his allowance. Insist that he set aside a certain amount of money every week and put it in a safe place, where you can get it if you need to buy beer.

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If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

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