I don't wanna be a Pirate!!!! - Jerry Seinfeld

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Living in the world of the workshop, which I do as a teacher, you have to be articulate about craft. And that often involves imposing analysis on work that's in a pretty raw state.

Jerry Seinfeld

I don't wanna be a Pirate!!!!

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