I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have been is because I have stayed an old country boy.
Every human longs for peace and love.
Instead of a man of peace and love, I have become a man of violence and revenge.
Peace will be when you accept it in your heart.
If I still lived in Russia, I'd be dead. . . or a really effective oligarch.
We think we see the world as it is, when in fact we see the world as we are.
If not for John Adams leading a revolution against Great Britain. . . This would be the BAFTAs.
Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.