What I've really learned over time is that optimism is a very, very important part of leadership.
Hell must be a pretty swell spot, because the guys that invented religion have sure been trying hard to keep everybody else out.
I have built my organization upon fear.
Public service is my motto.
It's a racket. Those stock market guys are crooked.
I've lost a million and a half on the horses and dice in the last two years. And the funny part is, I still like 'em, and if someone handed me another million I'd put it right in the nose of some horse that looked good to me.
I've been accused of every death except the casualty list of the World War.
I was sure you 'd dropped the class, which made me selfishly ecstatic. Without even knowing i was doing it, i started looking for you on campus.
We have churches full of people who profess all kinds of stuff that they don't believe. They think that by professing it they're doing something good. Really, they're just deluding themselves.
Jesus Christ said, 'I pray your faith will not fail. ' This means your faith will be tested. What is testing your faith right now?
I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant.