Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great … - Andy Rooney

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Blind zeal is soon put to a shameful retreat, while holy resolution, built on fast principles, lifts up its head like a rock in the midst of the waves.

Andy Rooney

Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is share the love. Beep. ' 'Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic… speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.

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