Happy birthday to Arnold Palmer, who turned 82. That's 41 years iced tea and 41 years lemonade. - Jimmy Fallon

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Jimmy Fallon

Happy birthday to Arnold Palmer, who turned 82. That's 41 years iced tea and 41 years lemonade.

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