The greatest threat facing American today - next to voter fraud, the Western Pinebark beetle, and the memory … - Stephen Colbert

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Sometimes we need to speak oddly to see clearly.

Stephen Colbert

The greatest threat facing American today - next to voter fraud, the Western Pinebark beetle, and the memory foam mattress - is the national news media.

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