Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at … - Artie Lange

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If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities have that thin veneer that they will not break for you.

Artie Lange

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

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