But, you know, all I can do is submit my budget and then make the case to the Legislature to act.
Of the gladdest moments in human life. . . is the departure upon a distant journey into unknown lands.
Broke is a temporary condition, poor is a state of mind.
Of the gladdest moments in human life, methinks, is the departure upon a distant journey into unknown lands. Shaking off with one mighty effort the fetters of Habit, the leaden weight of Routine, the cloak of many Cares and the slavery of Civilization, man feels once more happy.
The dearest ambition of a slave is not liberty, but to have a slave of his own.
If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a girl laugh well than try to turn me on with long, silent, soulful, secret looks. If you can laugh with a woman, everything else falls into place.
Do what thy manhood bids thee do, from none but self expect applause. He noblest lives and noblest dies who makes and keeps his self-made laws.
Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.
I distrust Great Men. They produce a desert of uniformity around them and often a pool of blood too, and I always feel a little man's pleasure when they come a cropper.
He [Barak Obama]'s a guy from Chicago. He doesn't know what the hell to do. He's got a big pipe with a hole in it.
Forty is better than 30. I have a better understanding of who I am, what makes me tick, what's okay and not okay.