If you do something with your whole heart and it's a mistake, you can live with that.
Every girl wanna hold my chain when I f#%k their brains out on the Mustang
My nards aren't clean Ive been partying With Charlie Sheen
I remember one time I went to a party and I had to interview Reese Witherspoon. She was just in this movie "Freeway," it's like 1996. To prepare for the interview I went to meet her at this release party, and I end up getting in this fist fight with a guy. I'm not much of a fighter but I get in this fight and the press was all there and they saw me, and all of a sudden the next day in the paper was 'Simon Rex and his posse get in scuffle, and Simon crashes a bottle over a guy's head after smoking crack in the bathroom. ' I saved the article forever.
I think it's such open game to make fun of myself. First of all, as a white rapper you have to have an angle and not try to be ghetto or anything. You can count on one hand the white rappers that have made it.
I think there is some truth to publicity stunts that might get you press like that. It's so hilarious because now every time I walk by the tabloid stands and look at the tabloids it makes me kind of wonder like what's really going on.
LA people are more laid back about certain things.
Stuart Pearce will be a massive influence but we also need ten others to be massive influences
A lot of African wildlife is very big. If you're protecting the big stuff, you're usually protecting the small stuff, too.
On a serious note, we don't think we're trying to be so different, it's just that everyone else is trying to be same.
Water is the one substance from which the earth can conceal nothing; it sucks out its innermost secrets and brings them to our very lips.