So what, ghosts can't hurt you. That's what I thought then.
If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book.
Things have been invented because of alcohol. Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after pill, okay? The reach-around. Judge Judy. What has pot given the world? Hackey sack? YEAH! Hilarious ring tones? OH GAH! Ultimate Frisbee Championships? It sucks to be a champion at a sport that can't get you laid. It's an unneeded skill like, I dunno, being the best banjo player. Or a squirter.
I went skiing today, too, yeah. I didn't wanna go. The girl I'm stalking wanted to go, so. . . I'm not kiddin!
Jesse Joyce is a great writer.
She was drunk so I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out.
If I had a kid, I'd give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I'd call him, Pizza-Pussy-Santa. I would! Cause everybody likes one of those things.
At the end of the day, what actors really want to do is act a lot and not wait around in the trailer.
Sometimes we forget that the top of the wave, the top of the crest is always the bottom, there is no inside without an outside, and there is no up without a down.
The crusades made great improvement in the condition of the serfs.
God made me the way I am and I accept myself. I am who I am and I'm proud of myself.