A man has a right to think lots of things he has no right to say.
In general, watching children's television is a dark and surreal descent into madness where the characters on the screen talk directly to you.
Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.
We need never be hopeless because we can never be irreperably broken.
Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we're quoting.
I wouldn’t have a career if it weren’t for independent bookstores.
You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world. . . but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.
Bodily decay is gloomy in prospect, but of all human contemplations the most abhorrent is body without mind.
I was in the Navy as an enlisted man, started my first business when I was 21.
Gentlemen, in the little moment that remains to us between the crisis and the catastrophe, we may as well drink a glass of Champagne.
It's an article of faith in Tinseltown: when liberals get mired in scandal, it's because they are tragically flawed; when conservatives get in trouble, it's because they are evil.