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The condition every art requires is, not so much freedom from restriction, as freedom from adulteration and from the intrusion of foreign matter.

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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys. '

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What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!

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Being in a relationship is like being in A. A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man. '

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