Just as the camera draws a stake through the heart of serious portraiture, television has killed the novel of social reportage.
I'm not extra sensitive to handshakes. I shake hands all the time.
I always did plays, I got the comedic roles in college. . . or, uh, the ones that would get naked.
I call myself a comic. But I started as an actress. I did plays since I was 5.
It was the best night of my life, getting to dance on stage with Madonna!
I only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away, too.
My comedy is unapologetic and fearless. Like, sometimes you'll wind up having condomless sex with someone that you probably shouldn't. I'm interested in sharing that part of myself unapologetically so that other people will hopefully feel better.
Once our people get themselves into a position to make policy, they cease being our people.
People are free or cheap. Marketing: using Twitter or blogs. Cheap or free. Infrastructure: call up Amazon, call up Rackspace, terabytes of data in the clouds, thousand dollars, two thousand dollars.
Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a frog in a blender.
Writers talk too much.