If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.
Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a frog in a blender.
Do what you love. It’s going to lead to where you want to go.
Follow your heart, and your pleasure in art. Don’t do what you think is going to be making you money, or what you’re parents want you to do, or what that beautiful girl or guy thinks you should be doing. Do what you love. It’s going to lead to where you want to go. Go out there and make the world more beautiful. I know you can.
I hate the whole group of artists who are so hermetic and completely indecipherable on some level and they're all proud of themselves for it. It's like, how obnoxious, how pretentious. And that's part of my mission as an artist is to kick down those people or make fun of that type of high horse attitude.
I've been around Hollywood and filmmaking long enough to know that it's a tricky dangerous business when you go on camera, you got to watch yourself.
But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It's sacred.
Avoid foods you see advertised on television.
A lot of older parents worry about being older parents. I hear people say, 'I don't want to be too old to play baseball with my son. ' They worry that their kids will be embarrassed by their parents' age.
Actually, my worst nightmare is losing my best friend, as I imagine most people's are.
A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster.