Ideas come in pairs and they contradict one another; their opposition is the principal engine of reflection.
I always did plays, I got the comedic roles in college. . . or, uh, the ones that would get naked.
I call myself a comic. But I started as an actress. I did plays since I was 5.
It was the best night of my life, getting to dance on stage with Madonna!
I only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away, too.
My comedy is unapologetic and fearless. Like, sometimes you'll wind up having condomless sex with someone that you probably shouldn't. I'm interested in sharing that part of myself unapologetically so that other people will hopefully feel better.
The girls I grew up with they're living normal, adult lives. So they call me now and they're like, 'Amy, I'm pregnant. ' And I still react like, 'What are you going to do? I'll drive you, I guess.
The reason why we have two ears and only one mouth is that we may listen the more and talk the less.
Happiness is fugitive; dissatisfaction and boredom are real.
Capitalism without bankruptcy is like Christianity without hell.
There's nothing more exciting for an actor than a chance to lose, to be someone who has lost - especially if it's someone who starts off with a veneer of control. To be broken is wonderful.