Being kissed on the back of the knee is a moth at the windowscreen.
It was the best night of my life, getting to dance on stage with Madonna!
I always did plays, I got the comedic roles in college. . . or, uh, the ones that would get naked.
I call myself a comic. But I started as an actress. I did plays since I was 5.
I only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away, too.
My comedy is unapologetic and fearless. Like, sometimes you'll wind up having condomless sex with someone that you probably shouldn't. I'm interested in sharing that part of myself unapologetically so that other people will hopefully feel better.
The girls I grew up with they're living normal, adult lives. So they call me now and they're like, 'Amy, I'm pregnant. ' And I still react like, 'What are you going to do? I'll drive you, I guess.
When I am ever in any situation that's getting too heavy, I lighten it up with humor.
About 75 percent of the crude oil marketed here is sold off the books, and they are doing trades that would be illegal if it was a regulated market, and of course they do not want to regulate it.
I like [John Cardinal O'Connor] a lot. He - I started a - to know him - when I asked William Shawn at The New Yorker, `Sh - can I do a profile of Cardinal O'Connor?' He said, `All right. Find out what he's like. ' So I went to his office, and I heard somebody - and it turned out to be O'Connor - yelling outside, and I've never heard him since raise his voice.
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.