Why can't people be both flexible and efficient?
When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I'm not going to offend!
Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.
No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.
I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.
I never could tell a joke. I just started talking to the audience, and when the drunks would yell, "Hey, when do the broads come on?" I got good at saying, "Relax. Clear your skin up first. " They called me "the insult guy," but it's never mean-spirited. I'm just exaggerating everything about us and about life.
Magna Charta is such a fellow, that he will have no sovereign
I love the 2000s because everyone started to love haute couture.
Keep up you conjugal love in constant heat and vigor.
I feel there are so many things in this world that have been and are being created that I could spend the rest of my life thinking about, and I couldn't cover all the things I'm interested in. That to me is what makes life sweet-learning and exploring.