If you want a weak man, you might as well marry a woman.
To enjoy a good reputation, give publicly, and steal privately.
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Morally considered, laughter is next to the Ten Commandments.
Nature makes all the noblemen; wealth, education, or pedigree never made one yet.
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
You know, it really doesn`t matter what (the media) write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass.
To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to recieve all the great truths which atheism would deny.
I can't even remember how many times I tried to kill myself
I just want people in America to know that Oklahoma is a great place to live. You know, just like states have wildfires in California, or earthquakes or they may have other tornadoes in other areas of the - of the country, you know, this is really a great, great state. Our economy is doing beautifully, and the people are wonderful.