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Soon madness has worn you down. It’s easier to do what it says than argue. In this way, it takes over your mind. You no longer know where it ends and you begin. You believe anything it says. You do what it tells you, no matter how extreme or absurd. If it says you’re worthless, you agree. You plead for it to stop. You promise to behave. You are on your knees before it, and it laughs.

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Dr. Spock, who said, Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Never got a dinner!

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When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

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Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!

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Sure, I've gotten old. I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. . . I've fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, and take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia, poor circulation, hardly feel my hands or feet anymore, can't remember if I'm 85 or 92, but. . . thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!

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King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

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Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

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