Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A … - Joan Rivers

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It is a question whether, when we break a murderer on the wheel, we do not fall into the error a child makes when it hits the chair it has bumped into.

Joan Rivers

Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.

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