I'm just grateful my dad never got a contract with Donald Trump, because I don't know what we would have done.
. . . I distrust manifest knowledge.
You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, that's it.
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
I think gay people are like blondes: There're fewer of them but they have more fun.
Humor comes from self-confidence.
I can only say I wish I had slept with everyone I am accused of.
The reason that chefs become chefs is that they're not allowed into rooms with windows.
If I am mad, it is mercy! May the gods pity the man who in his callousness can remain sane to the hideous end!
Anytime someone calls you and identifies themselves with their full name, odds are it isn't someone you want to talk to under any circumstances.
Once you get yourselves into things that are working on a deeper level, you just have to keep going. When you reach that deeper level, you can't go back.