Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea.
Democracy divides people into workers and loafers. It makes no provision for those who have no time to work.
My unconscious knows more about the consciousness of the psychologist than his consciousness knows about my unconscious.
There is no more unfortunate creature under the sun than a fetishist who yearns for a woman's shoe and has to settle for the whole woman.
So-called psychoanalysis is the occupation of lustful rationalists who trace everything in the world to sexual causes--with the exception of their occupation.
If something is stolen from you, don't go to the police. They're not interested. Don't go to a psychologist either, because he's interested in only one thing: that it was really you who did the stealing.
Sexuality poorly repressed unsettles some families; well repressed, it unsettles the whole world.
For me, the ultimate form of expression is blues, where jazz appeals to me on an intellectual level.
Meticulous planning will enable everything a man does to appear spontaneous.
To know you are ignorant is the beginning of wisdom.
The trouble with asking questions is you sometimes get answers you don't wanna hear.