The Almighty has His own purposes.
Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.
With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
I could never be in a cult. For starters, they never accessorize properly. David Koresh had no fashion sense, Jim Jones wore leisure suits, and I don't care how charismatic Osama bin Laden was, an AK-47 and an insulin drip do not take the place of drop earrings or a well-placed brooch.
Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep. '.
There is nothing more unnatural to religion than contentions about it.
There is an incompatibility between literary creation and political activity.
Run my dear, From anything That may not strengthen Your precious budding wings.
That glittering hope is immemorial and beckons many men to their undoing.