Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees? - Groucho Marx

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I have never been interested in making a photograph that describes what the world I live in looks like, but I am interested in what pictures (of the world) look like.

Groucho Marx

Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

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Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.

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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

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