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LOVE and LOVER live in Eternity. Other desires are substitutes for that way of being.

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If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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