I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly. - Jimmy Carr

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We are extremely vulnerable because we take too much time to implement the necessary measures. This is a painful process. When you go through a painful process - make it as short as possible

Jimmy Carr

I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.

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My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.

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The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.

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