When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.
Consistency is the sign of a narrow mind.
Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.
The man who counts on the aid of a god deserves the help he doesn't get.
Write. Don't talk about writing. Don't tell me about your wonderful story ideas. Don't give me a bunch of "somedays. " Plant your ass and scribble, type, keyboard. If you have any talent at all, it will leak out despite your failure to pay attention in English.
Every ounce of my cynicism is supported by historical precedent.
There is no vengeance as terrible as the vengeance a coward plots in the dark of his heart.
I only use the computer for editing. I don't have an eight-track, otherwise I probably never would have bought a computer. When I first got my Mac, I was exploring its possibilities and had fun with all of the sound hacking software, but I'm not interested in that approach. I toyed with the idea of releasing a 12-inch of all the stuff I did early on but good sense prevented me from doing so.
I am the Angel of the Sun Whose flaming wheels began to run When God's almighty breath Said to the darkness and the Night, Let there be light! and there was light.
I was in love with Scott Bennett. That I had been in love with him my whole life, practically.
Sympathy is the charm of human life.