We're going to be the best in the league at something. We're deep in anthem singers.
Congratulations you're 18!. . . On a list of 20 people I'm going to kill.
Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a negative: aye right.
RyanAir have been getting a hard time because they've launched a £7 flight to New York. Although as always with RyanAir it does land slightly outside of New York. In Dublin.
I think that should be the anti - speeding advert it should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day.
It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid.
When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack.
One of the most challenging aspects of writing a memoir is finding your own voice, and you should be very careful about being influenced by someone else's voice.
People think that the directors direct actors. No. Really, what the director's doing is directing the audience's eye through the film.
People don't alter history any more than birds alter the sky, they just make brief patterns in it.
I don't think you can write - at least not well - if you don't love stories, love the written word.