From Paris we took the Orient Express to Vienna. I must say I was terribly disappointed; nobody was murdered on the train.
Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.
I've done everything I've wanted to do. I have three children, I have grandchildren, I have books, I did movies, I've directed movies, I've done almost everything I've wanted to do.
My father was a watchmaker and an inventor. I saw him working in the house every day. The work ethic, I got from him. He worked hard and he never complained about it.
Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh. . . people need to laugh.
I love tweeting. I tweet every day. I stay in contact, I tell them what I'm doing. I've posted pictures of my books on there and they buy the books. It's a very good way to communicate with people, but I can't go to bed without tweeting something. I have to tweet something.
If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.
Not a piece of architecture, as other buildings are, but the proud passions of an emperor's love wrought in living stones.
Religion itself becomes offensively monotonous. On every point of vantage are pagodas -- stupid stalagmites of stagnant piety.
It is the superfluous things for which men sweat, - superfluous things that wear our togas theadbare, that force us to grow old in camp, that dash us upon foreign shores.
Sometimes you have to know when to shut the f - - up.