No one will persist long in helping someone who will not help themselves.
Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.
You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?
Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.
That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.
It gets boring at home. How many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on TV?
They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.
I love cinema. It is the most important thing to me. Life is cinema. It has been this way since I was a child of about 14, and I was going every day to see the movies.
I was captain in Atletico at 19, playing in the same team as Demetrio Albertini, who won three Champions Leagues, and Sergi Barjuan from Barcelona, who had won everything, and they were 32, 33. I was a kid as captain, so I wasn't the real captain, just a kid learning from them.
With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.
If I were God, I would just be up there scratching my head, thinking, 'What the hell am I supposed to do with this?' For everyone helping an old lady across the street, there's someone else bludgeoning a person to death. And sometimes they're the same. How can He separate us all out?