If I had campaigned for it, Arvind Kejriwal would have become the chief minister of Delhi.
You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?
Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.
That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.
It gets boring at home. How many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on TV?
They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.
Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.
I think that was when the headmaster realized he had lost; he realized then that he was finished. Because, what could he do? Was he going to tell us to stop praying? We kept our heads bowed; and we kept praying. Even as awkward as he was, the Rev. Mr. Merrill had made it clear to us that there was no end to praying for Owen Meany.
Venture capitalists are professional money managers. We are provided capital to invest as long as we can return it to our investors with a strong return in a reasonable amount of time. A strong return is three times cash on cash. A reasonable amount of time is ten years max.
Thinking that morality is all about commandments is a relatively new way of thinking, since the Reformation.
Genetics loads the gun, lifestyle pulls the trigger.