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What kind of tea do you want?" "There´s more than one kind of tea?. . . What do you have?" "Let´s see. . . Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea, Green Tea with Lemon, Green Tea with Lemon and Honey, Liver Disaster, Ginger with Honey, Ginger Without Honey, Vanilla Almond, White Truffle Coconut, Chamomile, Blueberry Chamomile, Decaf Vanilla Walnut, Constant Comment and Earl Grey. " -"I. . Uh. . . What are you having?. . . Did you make some of those up?

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