A flash of harmless lightning, A mist of rainbow dyes, The burnished sunbeams brightening From flower to flower he flies.
Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.
I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"
My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty. "
The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.
I had learned something of Miami from people who had visited there, so I knew what to expect.
God answers the mess of life with one word: Grace.
Sri Krishnamacharya used to tell me: 'Do the Headstand when you are tired and in need of a tonic; when you are unable to fall asleep; when you are hungry, nervous and unhappy. Do it when in need of relaxation, when the brain is clouded, when you are in low spirits. Do it when your thoughts are distracted and you cannot concentrate properly or meditate. '
When I first started working in politics, as a junior aide on Walter Mondale's 1984 presidential campaign, it never occurred to me that I would one day work in the White House. There were plenty of women among the volunteers who stuffed envelopes and walked precincts. But there were fewer and fewer on each successive level of influence and access.