I'm a logic monster, if things don't make sense I gotta make sense of them.
Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair?
From talk radio to insult radio wasn't really that much of a leap.
To find his own salvation, a man must first find the fool locked inside himself and set it free.
A cat is better than you are, more honest, more graceful, smarter for her size, better coordinated, and infinitely more beautiful.
who hasn't slept in an empty bed sometimes, longing for the embrace of another person on the achingly short trip to the grave?
Guilt didn't put any butter on the bread of life.
We talk too much. We should talk less and draw more.
There is a cultural factor promoting violence which nowadays undoubtedly is highly effective is the mass media. And particularly everything that enters our minds through pictorial media.
Imagination is a licensed trespasser: it has no fear of dogs, but may climb over walls and peep in at windows with impunity.
Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that, I want a refund—