God put self-pity by the side of despair like the cure by the side of the disease.
Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career.
This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson
Fans think they want to see more than the 10 to 20 seconds of Itchy and Scratchy that we put on the show, but my feeling is less is more. Once you've skinned and flayed a cat, ripped his head off, made him drink acid and tied his tongue to the moon, there really isn't that much to say.
Everybody is clever, just in their own ways
I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
I can turn on the radio right now and be inspired.
Maybe that's because guns are sold at a profit, while schools are provided by the government.
McGovern is so far left that he is in danger of falling off the earth.
The intention of Paul VI with regard to what is commonly called the Mass, was to reform the Catholic liturgy in such a way that it should almost coincide with the Protestant liturgy - but what is curious is that Paul VI did that to get as close as possible to the Protestant Lord's supper. . . there was with Paul VI an ecumenical intention to remove, or at least to correct, or at least to relax, what was too Catholic, in the traditional sense, and, I repeat, to get the Catholic Mass closer to the Calvinist Mass.