Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.
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At Calvary, there was a great healing transfer where the responsibility for healing was switched from God giving it, to you receiving it.
The yearning to be Afghan, to be part of the country, part of the land helped me separate myself from the casual traveler and claim my Afghan identity.
I continue to believe in miracles. But i know that miracles come to those who work very hard
All I want to be is normally insane.