In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the … - Dave Barry

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Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight.

Dave Barry

In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer.

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