If you hear a good song, it makes you hopeful like, That is out there.
Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.
You know what they say about big hitters. . . the woods are full of them.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.
Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?
Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.
If you love them in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love them at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you're in love.
It must be one of those narcissists who only appreciate things when they're gone. I'm too sensitive. I need to be slightly numb in order to regain the enthusiasms I once had as a child.
I'm a grown woman. I've earned my experiences, my scars.
The Queen Mary was the most civilized and luxurious way one could travel to America in the late 1930s.