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Banks wont even loan each other money, everybody's going broke, and here we are inside here, these people are going to be out on the street selling apples and pencils and they're still going to be buying paintings for this money, so I don't know what's going on in this world.

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I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!

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