In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage. - Stephen Colbert - Quotesmemo.com

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Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.

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Stephen Colbert

In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.

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